I don't mean it that way. I really don't. I just can't relate. I can't relate to the driving,the hipster superlatives, the fucking RANCH DRESSING. I"M SORRY. I'm not from here. I'm from New Jersey via NYC. Is that why?
The last time I checked you're supposed to welcome newcomers. Jesus Christ, Detroit. What have I done? I've been here too long to not be even begrudgingly accepted. What happened? Did I fuck you boyfriend? (Maybe.)
I didn't know!
I'm buying a car.
I'll buy American this time, I swear.
What did I do?
I don't hate you, really. The weather maybe, but snow is pretty.
Why do you hate me?
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